Quotes
written at 7:46 pm on Saturday, Jul. 26, 2003

Romance

I looked into his beauuuuutiful blue eyes, and guess what I saw? --- The back of his head!
Heartless Bitches International on the topic of himbos.

"Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
Lisa Simpson

Enemies/Stupidity

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
Frank Dane

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Harlan Ellison

Above all things, never be afraid. The enemy who forces you to retreat is himself afraid of you at that very moment.
Andre Maurois (1885 - 1967)

Observe your enemies, for they first find out your faults.
Antisthenes (445 BC - 365 BC)

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
Baltasar Gracian

You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.
Eric Hoffer (1902 - 1983)

Rejoice not at thine enemy's fall - but don't rush to pick him up either.
Jewish Proverb

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
John F. Kennedy (1917 - 1963)

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Napoleon Bonaparte (1769 - 1821)

A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)

Treat your friend as if he might become an enemy.
Publilius Syrus (~100 BC), Maxims

Reveal not every secret you have to a friend, for how can you tell but that friend may hereafter become an enemy. And bring not all mischief you are able to upon an enemy, for he may one day become your friend.
Saadi (1184 - 1291)

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head.
Sally Kempton

Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Thomas Jones (1892 - 1969)

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.
Voltaire (1694 - 1778)

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
William Blake (1757 - 1827)

Other

The only difference between a Rut and a Grave is their dimensions.
Ellen Glasgow

Is it time for your medication or mine?
Anonymous

Not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we?
Anonymous

Miss. Meggin

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